Patricia has a callback for an audition on a steamy daytime soap. Rob is introduced to cat poop coffee by his stalker. ...

Patricia insists that the new house is sprayed for spiders but Rob is more interested in an infrared sauna. Together they search for the right preschool to enroll Miranda ...

Jamie hurts his back while moving furniture with Rob into the new house. Patricia makes more money doing a commercial than Rob doing voice work on 'Starfish Wars'. ...

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a ...

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party. ...

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class. ...

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy ...

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy. ...

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve. ...

Carlos gets a time machine and travels to the past to help family, politicians and celebrities. Later, Carlos tackles the topic of white guilt. ...

Carlos and comedian Robert Schimmel hit the streets to explore Jewish culture, then hear what Carlos loves most about America. ...

Carlos wonders how punk kids would react if sucked into the Grand Theft Auto video game. Then, Fernando Rosalindo returns for another edition of Future News. ...

P.O.D. helps Carlos introduce the world to the first Latino Super-Hero...Beaner Man! ...

Carlos joins a sensitivity training class. He then participates in speed dating dressed as a sassy Latina trying to find a man. ...

Carlos visits prison to shoot a rap video that addresses a topic famous rappers never discuss...their experience behind bars. ...

Carlos crosses the border to introduce us to Barato and his movie Barato: Cultural Explorations of Differentness Between US of A and Mexicanos. ...